Certified

Exactly what topsmuttjay is at Eating the a.k.a punanie

Eating a girl till she cry certified

by Playboi khai May 6, 2019

CPN (Certified Packed Nigga)

1. Packed as in package, basically a black guy who's good at fucking
2. Packed, meaning you have a gun on you

"He's such a CPN (Certified Packed Nigga), he could get this any day."
"Watch out for the CPN (Certified Packed Nigga) downtown. Don't fuck with 'em."

by SteamThoughts October 19, 2019

Certi driver

Someone who operates a car very well

My bro is a certi driver, he did 60 down that 30 road and gapped the Feds

by 77773ggg April 14, 2022

coer

A new school Chicago graffiti artist who was found by sands 20 crew

Billy: Dat coer guy is a uber toy!
Bob: not rly i like his fills

by u tel me ? October 8, 2007

Certification of Gayness

When you are deemed officially gay and given a certificate signed by an elite and secret force of individuals, who's true identity shall never be revealed.

You better hope you don't get a certification of gayness because... well, that's gay.

Andrew: Hey, what's this in the mail?
Narrator: Andrew is a very sad, gay person.
Andrew: What the... Certification of Gayness?!
Narrator: Andrew has just been enlightened, as the truth dawns upon him, leading him towards the bright light at the end of the tunnel...

by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007

Certified Lover Boy

someone who is like nataly

ofcourse nataly is a certified lover boy

by certified lover boy December 1, 2021

coercion

When a woman flashes her outer labia at a vulnerable male who has his dick in his hand.

That lady's coercion distracted me so bad I shit pissed on my new kicks

by DiCkBuTt December 6, 2019