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Clusterfucknundrum

A conundrum of cluster fucks.

Also can be pronounced clusterfunundrum.
Well that was a clusterfucknundrum.Cluster Fuck Conundrum
by xMaestro February 16, 2014
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Cluttering

Cluttering (also called tachyphemia) is a speech disorder and a communication disorder characterized by speech that is difficult for listeners to understand due to rapid speaking rate, erratic rhythm, poor syntax or grammar, and words or groups of words unrelated to the sentence. Cluttering has in the past been viewed as a fluency disorde
hey you clutters..
i have a cluttering proble..i speak fast to understand...
by pankh January 20, 2012
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Clucterfuck

Fucking 30 or more chickens within 10 minutes
Damnit my husband has been out clucterfucking again
by Kool Duck November 6, 2020
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strategic clutter

(noun) an organized mess, where it's chaos but you still know where everything is
"my room isn't messy, it's just full of strategic clutter"
by osn4p August 8, 2009
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white clutter

"I don't want people to think I'm white trash because I'm like a step above that.... I'm like white clutter."
- Justin McKinney, comedian
by z-dot July 19, 2011
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clutter-fuck

When a room in one's living quarters is full of random clutter, causing one to stumble through or walk around things in the room. The clutter can be consisted of furniture, boxes, or anything in excess.

Alternative Use: Clutter-fuck is also a type of prank that can be used against anyone who annoys you. In order to clutter-fuck someone, you must first wait until they are either asleep or away from home. Then break into their house and fill a pre-determined room full of random clutter, or anything in excess. The person or persons performing these strategic activities are seen as clutter-fucking someone, and, well, the person or persons on the receiving end are being clutter-fucked.
'My mother is one of those freaky old ladies who hoards ceramic roosters, when you walk through the front door all you see is one big clutter-fuck of a ceramic chicken coop. Disturbing, I know.'

'Those pesky neighborhood kids clutter-fucked me yet again, I woke up this morning to a room full of balloon's made out of condoms and those colorful noodles you swim with. What will I do with these noodles, Oh, if it was only summer.'
by Holla!Holla!Holla! May 10, 2011
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Walking Clusterfuck

A person who has an almost infallible ability to fuck up anything they set their hands or minds to. See clusterfuck
Looking at the American Economy and the state of Iraq, one can only come to the conclusion that Dublya is a walking clusterfuck
by yv July 8, 2004
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