A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022
Get the Close only counts in grenadesmug. Where a fast food restaurant open late at night is actually not taking orders. Usually because all the workers just don’t want to take orders.
by OreganoMeme October 14, 2023
Get the quiet closedmug. a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)
(not canon btw)
by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023
Get the Behind closed doorsmug. turning off lights
by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025
Get the close the lightsmug. An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.
"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
by PopeMichael May 11, 2011
Get the Close The Handmug. person A, probably anyone: hey, have you seen the news? some kid jumped from a hospital roof because he couldn’t afford the bill :(
person 2, an omori player: close
person 2, an omori player: close
by basiliu. December 18, 2023
Get the closemug. When shits going just alright. When the event, day, situation, etc could end up good or bad. Literally "too close to call it"
by snatchyZ May 9, 2018
Get the too close to call itmug.