close quarters syndrome

Close quarters syndrome is when you develop feelings for a co-worker that you probably would've never liked if you didn't spend so much time with them. Be careful, it's easy to snagged by a narcissist with close quarters syndrome.

I don't know what I ever saw in that guy. He was my manager. It must've been close quarters syndrome.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

Close

The first word you say after falling off a tall hospital

“Close. Your eyes you’ll be here soon”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Tanya close

Tanya close,

Tanya close

by Debskelly1985 May 21, 2023

I can’t see when my eyes are closed

A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see

Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed

by I don’t have a pseudonym March 31, 2022

close encounter of the twenty-second kind

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?

by Naked_Grandma January 4, 2024

Crystal "Ide close it"

Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."

Danny Wojcicki removed Crystal "Ide close it" from the group.

by jmcclure26 January 10, 2018

Don’t come close

Don’t come close means if you come close you will get your ass beat.

Tell Aiyesha don’t come close before I beat her ass

by dareal1lulu November 14, 2020