Christmas Eveve

the day before Christmas Eve, 23 December.

"There were already presents under the tree on Christmas eveve."

by imma_redbull04 December 23, 2014

christmas herpes

The residue left on your hands, feet and your clothes after handling Christmas ornaments. Also known as glitter/sparkles. It is very hard to remove this, as it spreads across your body at every touch.

Guy 1: Hey man, high five for finishing putting up the Christmas tree!

Guy 2: No way! I don't want to catch the Christmas herpes!

by dersuay November 12, 2013

Christmas Cheeks

A slang term for women with very distracting red cheeks.

This term is used because red is a color often used with christmas decorations.

"I'd totally ask that girl out if she didn't have those christmas cheeks."

by duffystl August 15, 2009

Christmas driver

a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to Christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner's useless driving skills.

They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain

Yeah ok dickhead just cut me off! Fucking Christmas driver's man.

by burnoutchamp2003 January 3, 2015

drive-by Christmas

The act of driving down the street and hanging out of the window, while whirling a present into the recipients yard shouting (in a Santa like tone) "Merry Christmas!". Drive-by Christmas.

Katie: Brian's whole family is out there!

Chris: Ok... (while sitting on the edge of a window holding onto the sway bars getting ready to huck a present into the yard)

The present lands side up in a foot of snow.

Drive-by Christmas.

by Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas! December 25, 2009

Bachmann Christmas

When you want a Christmas party so explosive, you have to bomb another country to get your way.

Michele wanted a Bachmann Christmas by bombing Iran.

by Raptor1042 December 14, 2014

Christmas cash

When you don't know what gift to buy someone at Christmas time, so instead you just give them some money so they can buy something themself. Christmas cash is also a song by the hit youtuber named Fred.

ex 1:

Theodore: Oh crap dude, I don't know what to buy my girlfriend for a Christmas present!

Samuel: Just get her some Christmas cash.

ex. 2:
Fred: Caaaash! Cash money! Money! All I really want is caaaash! Cash money!

by Michaelwuzheer December 21, 2009