a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to Christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner's useless driving skills.
They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain
They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain
by burnoutchamp2003 January 3, 2015
Get the Christmas drivermug. A late 19th century English tradition to hang a taxidermied quail on one's Christmas tree for good luck. It begun with King Edward VII and him gifting a quail ornament to his wife, Alexandra of Denmark, on Christmas in 1863 and him telling her that it would bring them a son. Sure enough, in January of 1864, they had their eldest son, Albert Victor. Unfortunately, he died in 1892, and Edward VII banned Christmas Quails from England. But Frederic Austin, the composer of "The 12 Days of Christmas," made sure that the tradition lived on in secret after he was forced by the king to change the lyrics of his song from "...and a quail on the Christmas tree" to "...and a partridge in a pear tree." Christmas Quail ornaments still continue to bring their owners' good luck today, as the custom still continues in many households around the world.
Kimberley hung a Christmas Quail on her tree because her favorite neice gifted her one for good luck.
by giuseppe123 November 4, 2023
Get the Christmas Quailmug. by imma_redbull04 December 23, 2014
Get the Christmas Evevemug. by Raptor1042 December 14, 2014
Get the Bachmann Christmasmug. The act of driving down the street and hanging out of the window, while whirling a present into the recipients yard shouting (in a Santa like tone) "Merry Christmas!". Drive-by Christmas.
Katie: Brian's whole family is out there!
Chris: Ok... (while sitting on the edge of a window holding onto the sway bars getting ready to huck a present into the yard)
The present lands side up in a foot of snow.
Drive-by Christmas.
Chris: Ok... (while sitting on the edge of a window holding onto the sway bars getting ready to huck a present into the yard)
The present lands side up in a foot of snow.
Drive-by Christmas.
by Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas! December 25, 2009
Get the drive-by Christmasmug. When you don't know what gift to buy someone at Christmas time, so instead you just give them some money so they can buy something themself. Christmas cash is also a song by the hit youtuber named Fred.
ex 1:
Theodore: Oh crap dude, I don't know what to buy my girlfriend for a Christmas present!
Samuel: Just get her some Christmas cash.
ex. 2:
Fred: Caaaash! Cash money! Money! All I really want is caaaash! Cash money!
Theodore: Oh crap dude, I don't know what to buy my girlfriend for a Christmas present!
Samuel: Just get her some Christmas cash.
ex. 2:
Fred: Caaaash! Cash money! Money! All I really want is caaaash! Cash money!
by Michaelwuzheer December 21, 2009
Get the Christmas cashmug. The girls and boys you see walking around school that first day back from Christmas break who are wearing all of their new things they got for Christmas. Everything matches too well and is a little stiff from being straight out of the box.
I have to wear all of my old clothes so I don't look like a Christmas Girl the first day back from winter break.
OH NO! Look at Mike he's got a shady shirt on with a matching wristband, what a Christmas Girl!
OH NO! Look at Mike he's got a shady shirt on with a matching wristband, what a Christmas Girl!
by Laryn January 9, 2009
Get the Christmas Girlmug.