chirp

To call somebody on tha fone, usually when u want somethin like ass or to chill

"Yo im bout to chirp my slideoff son ill holla at u"

by §pÝdA .:[«GFM»]:. November 1, 2004

Chomping at the bit

A physical feeling, usually experienced by involuntary celibates, where one is so horny that they are unable to focus on anything other than their unsatisfied sexual urges, and experience uncomfortable tension so intense that they actually grind their teeth

I haven't been laid for three weeks and I'm chomping at the bit.

by Rorkus Funkster October 29, 2014

Lunar Chirp Monster

A rare breed of coon commonly frolicking in the inner city of Detroit.

if you are not careful a lunar chirp monster may impregnate your sister.

by Dr. Phill October 1, 2003

Chompers

The mascott of Allegheny College, portrayed often by a short blonde female, enjoys smooshy-mushy, and an occasional wiggly.

Chompers is often inebriated, and enjoys falling down the steps due to its large feet.

by Crotchfire February 6, 2005

chomper

girl who bit off guys penis when giving blowjob because parents knocked on the door

Damn man,i heard that girl that my brother was with is a real chomper,now I'm never going to be a uncle

by spazdude April 7, 2008

chinese chode chomper

a person who likes to chomp or lick a chinese persons chode....the skin between a guys balls and butthole

Your a freaking chinese chode chomper.

by Buzobs May 13, 2005

chompers

cocaine, blow. called chompers because of the way users chomp their jaw after using cocaine.

"Hey dude, you got any chompers?"

"Yeah, we were doing chompers all day yesterday"

by h2omasta April 11, 2010