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Canada's History

As defined by The Colbert Report - A rough sex act involving the spreading of a woman's vagina with Moose antlers while pouring a giant gallon jug of syrup over the Stanley Cup, then proceeding to bend the cup at a 90* angle. After proper lube has been accomplished, the purveyor of Canada's History proceeds to reverse fist the Stanley Cup into the womans well lubed anus and vagina. Completing the act with the drinking of a crappy beer and combing of your own manly facial hair.
You seen LeRoy today eh? Last night he showed Martha Canada's History. Poor woman.
by DannyB99 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The most depreaved sex act ever, it involves Colin Mochrie, Avril Lavigne a hockey stick and maple syrup.
Dude I totattly just gave that chick Canada's history last night.
by someone666666 February 4, 2010
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canadas history

sex act that creates permanent dis-connection between the synapses in each of the participants brains wich link grammar and motor function.
see definitions at urban dictionary . com for results of participants and their subsequent ramblings after performing Canadas History.
by brogarner February 10, 2010
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Canada's History

When you fuck your woman on the back of a moose, so that one of the antlers can penetrate her ass, in front of beaver children, and, right before you cum, you take the antler out of her ass, empty a bottle of maple syrup in it and smack her with a hockey stick
A: Dude I totally gave that girl I picked up last night Canada's History

B: No way!
by ColbertNation420 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Is a celebration of the reputable sexual prowess of Canadians by people around the world. Traditionally, this includes but is not limited to festivals where coke and mentos enemas, bestiality, tentacles, and incestuous child pornography displays are common.
A: Lets go to burning man!
B: No Canada's History is a far better thang, as well as a hot festival of love.

A: awesome sauce!
by MuffinDancer February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

A pussy country stuck on maple syrup and making good beer.
Canada's history is so spussy like
by jasonn18 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A depraved sex act involving a bottle of maple syrup, a moose, and the Stanly Cup
Yeah, I'm gonna go tawling for some Canada's History later. Wanna join?
by Arachina February 4, 2010
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