GOOGLE: Cancer women are the most EMOTIONAL of all. They can be soft, lovable, loyal.. but when you make them mad they turn into a BABY monster. But.. who doesn't looooove them mad? They are so cute and you can make fun of them an-
"Shut your WikiHow mouth, f***ing Yahoo's child. Cancer women are emotional, but also very powerful. So shut you WIfi mouth up before I hack your dark web acc."
"Shut your WikiHow mouth, f***ing Yahoo's child. Cancer women are emotional, but also very powerful. So shut you WIfi mouth up before I hack your dark web acc."
by fvckeeze December 14, 2021
Get the cancer bbymug. Cancer of the sense of humor. The sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. The only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium
Brad: Yo, you wanna go hang with Tom?
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.
by Greg Brichton November 29, 2012
Get the Jesticular Cancermug. 1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic
Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans
by Yoshifappe Kylera November 7, 2019
Get the Auditory Cancermug. When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...
Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...
by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015
Get the Cancer Talkingmug. Bro#1- YO DUDE BRO!!! check out the cancer magnets on that hiena.
Bru#2- DAAAAAM BROHIEMS!!! I'd smash that pinata till her sour patch dried up.
Brah#3- °○° BROSEPHS!!! If those cancer magnets got any stronger earths poles would flip.
Bruh#4- GOOOOD DAANG BROHAMS!!! I'd swim the Grand Line for a log pose leading to that treasure box.
Bra#5- WOOOOW BROFAM!!! Those'd hold enough milk to drown 10 baby seals.
Bru#2- DAAAAAM BROHIEMS!!! I'd smash that pinata till her sour patch dried up.
Brah#3- °○° BROSEPHS!!! If those cancer magnets got any stronger earths poles would flip.
Bruh#4- GOOOOD DAANG BROHAMS!!! I'd swim the Grand Line for a log pose leading to that treasure box.
Bra#5- WOOOOW BROFAM!!! Those'd hold enough milk to drown 10 baby seals.
by Caustirical October 20, 2018
Get the cancer magnetsmug. When one uses their hands excessively in order to animate whatever they are saying through gestures and motions; using hands too much while speaking.
"When Chong was trying to explain how the water cycle works, he was obviously suffering from an extreme case of gesticular cancer, due to his attempts to use his hands to illustrate the rain."
by Dangerloljkk March 14, 2009
Get the gesticular cancermug. by Chap-a-tron2000 April 7, 2015
Get the Cancer Bazookamug.