Puppeteer's Cancer

Cancer of the hands and/or arms of an individual.

After years in the show business, Howard developed a severe case of puppeteer's cancer in his left arm.

by Puppet Master April 27, 2018

Auditory Cancer

1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic

Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans

by Yoshifappe Kylera November 08, 2019

feminism is cancer

When feminism is cancer you're fked because you have only 10% chance of living and 90% risk of dying

Feminism cancer: You are a white MALE! i can't be racist because i am 0,3% black.
Person: Feminism is cancer am i gonna survive?

by Brownmeh February 13, 2017

Cancer Candy

Another word for good or great tasting or flavored cigarettes. Reds are a perfect example of cancer candy

Me- man, these fucking ciggs are stupendous
Maverick - I know man, who thought cancer could taste so good!?
Me- What do you expect from reds
Maverick- Amen, They are after all cancer candy

by maxscene September 11, 2009

cancer stuck

When someone, typically in a competitive video game that employs the Elo System, is incapable of climbing the ranked ladder to such an extreme extent, that they give the impression that they are dying of brain cancer.

That dude has like 100 wins and is in low bronze. He's mad cancer stuck.

How can you be cancer stuck if you onetrick Irelia? End it.

by da wong mang November 16, 2021

Foreskin Cancer

when you develop a tumor on your meatus or penis hole and it stops you from pissing so then you piss out your ass while shitting so you don't know if you have diarrhea water or your just pissing

I just got foreskin cancer and i think its terminal

by Nigga Central October 04, 2023

Cancer Talking

When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...

Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...

by NidgeDFX January 15, 2015