Callum

Callum is a whale cocked alpha male who will take yo bitch. Hide yo mom hide yo bitch, Callum takes them all (He will also take your dad)

Person 1: Callum is sexy
Person 2: Yes

by Callumissexy December 2, 2021

Calem

Calem is an absolute weapon on the piss allways the first one down but only bc of his lack of legs while drunk. He is a guy that knows how to be rude yet kind and funny as well as serious.

Boy 1:where’s calem ?

Boy 2:it’s 10pm calem is passed out in the back yard.

by Fredo on a pedo January 29, 2022

Callum Darke

Your mother’s favourite music producer

Callum Darke = Best Music Producer

by Callum Darke December 19, 2021

CallMeWickeds

evil ginger red man who streams on twitch. rejects the existence of his brothers blue, green, and pink wickeds. loves asking alexandria and bring me the horizon, the top two bands in the metal scene.

"CallMeWickeds is bald. and his wig is ginger. don't ask questions."

by mamiethebesttwitchmod December 23, 2021

callme_ave

Callme_ave is is a really funny and amazing sweet caring and hot-I mean cute TikTok star

Did you see what callme_ave just posted? We should go watch it!

by Justfroffry February 28, 2022

Callum moloney

Callum moloney (aka moloney) is a pikey who’s house goes 50 down the motor way. His house has tires, a steering wheel and a hand break. Moloney’s nanny fell out the window and she lives in dun laoghaire with the council rats

County council lawyer ‘ wasn’t Callum moloney meant to be evicted’
Dlr man ‘ they drove away

by Facts 11 April 7, 2022

Callum Haughey

Miranda sings stunt double who makes vile teas and sells art on the sideline for 7 figures.

Also makes average tiktoks.

"Have you heard of Callum Haughey ?"

"Yes, his licence to make tea was revoked"

by Becky Slay Queen January 29, 2023