Callum

Callum is a lad whose IQ is below 0, he likes to finger his dog,mother and farther. He recently came out the closet because his dad had him trapped in there.

Friend “hey have you heard of Callum”
Friend 2 “yeah he likes to finger his mum!”

by BennTy August 26, 2020

Callum

A big sexy alpha male, makes all the women in a 30 metre vicinity queef and fall to their knees. Has a nob the size of a base ball bat. Will batter anyone who insults him. Overall a big sexy man

Callum is so fucking hot, he makes me so horny

by Big sexy calbo November 23, 2021

callum

a guy who wants a girl named faye but cant get here because he got rejected

callum was rejected twice by faye

by P.A.P.P.I.E November 07, 2019

Callum

Big saddo with no life and no friends. Is extremely erotic but disgusting to look at and be around.

Hey Callum

by DefinitelyNotCallum December 14, 2021

Callum

The type of guy that will do anything for a primal shotgun in Fortnite. Even murder his pets

Callum: GIVE ME PRIMAL SHOTGUN

Joe: SUCK MY DICK

Callum: *kills*

by CALLUMWANTSIT March 19, 2021

Callum

A highly funny individual who is trying to use this amazing sense of humour for fame on tiktok (@skelm)

have you followed Callum on tiktok yet?

No, but I should, his username is @skelm right?

Yes

by skelmcallum January 15, 2020

Callum

Likes to ballroom dance with mohib

Callum- oh yes mohib

by Moucy June 12, 2018