Callum purdie

A jakeball who has the biggest brows in the whole off oxgangs, shags anything that (moves )

(Callum purdie) I LOVE THE VAGG

by Boom box July 9, 2019

callum austin

a young man with a large cock , bit of a cunt but u cant help but love him

bloody hell are you talking to callum austin

by shitfacexoxoxo January 6, 2022

callum

Hi I am Callum. I lost my leg in a car crash and replaced it with my DICK(It IS BIG)

If you see a Thicc boy waking it is a Callum.

by Strip club fan October 25, 2022

Callum

Storm coming to Scotland

Storm Callum is amazing and it is hitting Scotland

by Callum Mc cxx October 11, 2018

Callum

The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.

“He has spiky hair!”

“Must be a Callum.”

by sloppywet May 8, 2020

Callum

Callum is a great guy to be friends with. He's nicknamed 'small' but is actually small. Overall you should be lucky to be friends with him as he will be your friend forever. He's also a sweaty boi.

Me: Honestly I'm really lucky to have met Callum
Long lank: Ikr he's such a nice kid

by gam3ral June 17, 2019

A Callum

Falling purposefully off a boat

He tricked us when he did a Callum off the boat

by Wolverish June 1, 2021