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Callum

Callum is a great guy to be friends with. He's nicknamed 'small' but is actually small. Overall you should be lucky to be friends with him as he will be your friend forever. He's also a sweaty boi.
Me: Honestly I'm really lucky to have met Callum
Long lank: Ikr he's such a nice kid
by gam3ral June 17, 2019
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Hi I am Callum. I lost my leg in a car crash and replaced it with my DICK(It IS BIG)
If you see a Thicc boy waking it is a Callum.
by Strip club fan October 25, 2022
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Callum Newberry

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man

Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Callum newberry needs ton pass his peepee.
by yeet mcgee/daddy February 15, 2019
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callum millar has a tremendously large penis that he uses to absolutely destroy all the ladies with the 13inch sub with the chivken ussooooo sandwich
dam blud callum is da goat/R.I.P bobby jones/jimmycenas
by jimmycenas July 9, 2023
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Dirty because he wanks 5 times a day and fucks teddy’s bears
Callum is too funny
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Callum meaning a gay faggot who only thinks for himself and will never kiss a girl except his mother and will only ever be in his mams basement for his entire life
Everyday he wakes up thinking

“I’m such a sick amazing kid” but in reality no body likes him because he’s a faggot and a bastard
My ex is being such a callum
by Dunnnnnn October 19, 2019
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