Cactus

A plant whose shape thrills the women,but also are useless to them as it got some shit spines over its surface.

Mary" Why my order for a spineless cactus not shipped yet?".

by John Weblyek April 21, 2020

Cactus

Someone who is terrified of women and will run screaming the other way. You can't get close enough because their needles will stab you.

Her: I want to talk to that cute person over there, but they're a cactus.

by To tell you the truth April 15, 2024

cactus drill

A spiked dildo that spins once inside the anus

Neighbor 1: Hey did you hear those screams of anguish and torment from Lindas apartment this morning?

Yeah it must've been that cactus drill I gave her as a housewarming gift a week ago.

by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025

cactus junk

I guy who has spikey ball hairs and they hurt vaginas

That cactus junk hurt my vagina

by Nig-gers 4 days February 21, 2018

cactus

hey alex i like you!!

i gave you a cactus to tell you

by thisiscoolio November 15, 2018

Cactus

An weapon of mass destruction that is banned to trick killing thousands of people in World War I the Government tried to put it as gas but we all know that that prickly plant is dangerous and that we shall fear it because it is awesome more deadly than the pineapple which is also known as an apex predator

Guy 1: hey I got a cactus recently
Guy 2 alredy diling 911: you are a dangerous criminal and I will make sure that you get killed for your dangerous action you have a weapon that will kill us all you fool.

by I hope I get on a subreddit pl March 20, 2020

cactus mode

Cactus mode is when you live in an ingredient household, and only eat one easy to make meal over and over because they’re too lazy to actually cook something.

dude 1: Hey what should we have for dinner
dude 2: We should have Mac and Cheese

dude 1: we’ve been eating Mac and cheese for the last week and a half, pick something else.
dude 2: I can’t, I’m in cactus mode, and can’t cook anything else.

by cadburydiehard June 11, 2023