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caffeination machination

This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.
Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."
by von groovy September 3, 2024
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Caffie

A little cute girly. She's the smartest and no one can compete with her. If you ever disagree with Caffie you are going to die in 1 picosecond.
OMG Caffie is so perfect!
by Galaxgirl September 11, 2024
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Caffegowssaw

Someone who finishes your sentences wrong
I think i could be a bit of a caffegowssaw I hope not because I don’t like the way they behave.
by Bektasteph November 27, 2024
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Caffegowssaw

Someone who finishes your sentences wrong
Wow dude, What a caffegowssaw he is!
by Bektasteph November 27, 2024
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Caffeine Diplomacy

Caffeine Diplomacy is the unspoken agreement between colleagues to not speak until everyone has had their morning coffee.
"Bruh, do not even bump your gumbs before 9 am -- caffeine diplomacy is in full effect."
by Big Less 64 March 5, 2025
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Caffeine Diplomacy

Caffeine Diplomacy is the unspoken agreement between colleagues to not speak until everyone has had their morning coffee.
"Bruh, do not eve bump your gums before 9am -- caffeine diplomacy is in full effect."
by Big Less 64 March 5, 2025
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Chaffee

When you want to catchup for a ‘coffee’ but you prefer tea (cha) and the other person prefers coffee.
Up for a chaffee?
by MetroMel June 20, 2025
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