gobble cough

When you shove your dick so far into a girls mouth it makes her cough.
I got head off that girl last night, I shoved my dick in so far it made her gobble cough.
by PotatoSnakes June 27, 2014
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Coughing Cavity

When a woman has a cold and can't stop coughing while giving a blowjob.
Last night my woman almost nipped my hang dang off while I was in the coughing cavity.
by Lilboyblue62 October 21, 2020
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cough couch

when you are asked if your going somewhere
are you going to the store?”
“cough couch yes/cough couch no”
by poopei October 06, 2020
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man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*
by bee_offical April 03, 2022
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cough and spit

to get upset about something
If enough people cough and spit about this, things might change.
by October 10, 2020
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Golf Cough

1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit

2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup
1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.

2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
by More Change Than 50 January 09, 2023
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mayonnaise cough

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.
He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.
by HorsebusterPRIME March 06, 2018
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