2-and-a-half-way conversation

A situation where two people begin conversing with each other, then one of them receives and answers a text while talking to the other person, usually with the texter continuing with "Yeah"'s and "uh huh""s

I was so mad yesterday when i was talking to my friend and he started a 2-and-a-half-way conversation, completely interrupting our discussion about quantum physics

2-and-a-half-way conversation by Michael Martin, October 19, 2008

Conversation Texter 

Someone who will carry on an entire conversation using only text messages.

Well, Jessica and Misty are conversation texters. I'm not, I just pick the phone up if I want to have a conversation.

Taylor is not a conversation texter. I'll text him, and he'll call me back instead of text. It's pretty annoying.

Conversation Texter by Mjiessitcya October 28, 2009

Converscene 

A ridiculous, fake conversation in which on-lookers believe is real.

Girl one: "You're pregnant?"
Girl two: "Yes. I am."
On-Looker: "Wait? What? You're preganant?!"
Girl two walks off dramtically. Girl one follows. On-looker is confused. Girl one and two laugh.
Girl one and two: "Haha, they totally believed our converscene!"

Converscene by Urban Philosopher January 22, 2010

Conversion 

Trying to change somebody.

Where's your conversion van if you're a religious cult bent on converting? A minivan isn't spacious enough to get anything done to some asshole with a death wish.

Conversion by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018

Gidge conversation 

A pointless conversation for which you are stuck on the phone for extended periods of time, while you may occasionally leave and come back to find the individual is still talking.

"I had a three hour long Gidge conversation with Melissa last night. After the first hour about hearing about how great China is i wanted to kill myself"

Gidge conversation by SpennyP January 8, 2009

Conversation Slut 

Someone who has multiple facebook chat windows going on at the same time.

Oh my god, you're talking to three different people at the same time? Conversation slut!

Conversation Slut by famytwtu February 22, 2011

fake conversation

a conversation where what you re saying really means the opposite or you're really just not being serious the whole time and then usually goes back to a normal conversation

"I hate you"
"good you make me sick anyway now get out of my face."
"so are we getting together on monday for the game still?"
"yeah I think so"

The fake conversation is the first part where the first person just said I hate you to start talking to the other person and get their attention.

fake conversation by Nicolecanread May 20, 2010