midget in a bean bag chair

a term which describes the act of titty-fucking a woman with very large fatty breasts.

Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl

Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.

by Jerry G. April 11, 2007

bite chain

Californina orgin, to tell someone to fuck off, kiss my ass, I am not listening to you anymore.

That IRS motherfucker told me I owed $5000.00 in back taxes, I told him to bite chain, it aint happening.

by wrenchturner71 December 31, 2004

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016

Brazillian Chainsaw

A Brazillian Chainsaw, is when you find a fat girl, take her home, put a double dildo in her for 5 days let her shit and piss in your mouth feed it to her, and then let her shit it all out.

Hey don, why the fuck are you so smelly, Oh I did a Brazillian Chainsaw with my bitch.

by Black Kid Sensation January 18, 2021

chaider

A deliciously splendid beverage consisting of chai and apple cider. It's pretty much the best drink ever.

Buyer: Hey, I'd like some chai...or perhaps some apple cider.
Seller: Dude, try the chaider.

by dlaninga October 11, 2006

Arabian lawn chair

When you suck your own dick while a tranny is pissing in your asshole, resembling a lawn chair.

Jennifer gave Me a wild Arabian lawn chair last night

by corn in my bum May 26, 2015

chailyn

Beautiful selfless girl who is willing to do anything to care for her loved ones. Is great at making friends and loves sports

I wish my friend was more like a Chailyn.

by Fieryreadhead April 14, 2015