Hot Carl

The act of shitting in a tube sock, then placing said sock in a microwave. After the poop is nice and liquified, then a hole is cut in the sock. Then you smack someone across the face.

Person 1:Did you see me give that guy a hot carl?

Person 2: Yea, he had so much shit all over his face, it was gross.

by HotCarler24 April 24, 2011

hot carl

When you take a shit in a tube sock and smack someone in the face with it.

No one ever really liked john, so one day we just decided to hot carl him.

by coarfest September 4, 2006

Hot-Carl

A hot carl is when you are taking a shit and getting off while your girl gives you head (preferably while on the toilet).
(It is NOT taking a shit on someone's face, whether or not there's plastic wrap!!!)

I insisted on being given a Hot-Carl, but my girlfriend thought it was too disgusting.

by deej February 18, 2005

Hot-Carl

When you take a shit on somebody's chest

Oh my god, when Bruce was sleeping last night, I gave him a hot carl, he was so pissed when he woke up

by Buck Buck May 13, 2005

fast carl

a noun; when the giving party runs splay-legged over the receiving party, both naked of course, and poops while running onto the prone recipient. like a hot carl, but more fast. can also be done on roller blades.

i saw this chick laying there and we were both naked so i cowboy-walked over to her and starting increasing speed then lit a nice fast carl on her, a belly-button bulls-eye. she told all her friends.

by leonrabbitblisters May 29, 2010

Hot Carl

Placing a bag over another persons head and shiting on it.

Jessie: I so want you to hot Carl me.
Jeffery: WORD?!!

by Tough Guy 1 May 25, 2008

Hot-Carl

Hoticus maximus (anglo Saxson for Hot-Carl)L: When said giver deficates (Shit-piss) into large tube sock. When preperations are compleate the sock is slung and recipiants face. Thus a hot carl has been preform.

Drive by hot carling is in order for tonights path of chaos.

by Karl Plug March 1, 2005