brandon

a dick sucking asshole fucking mole rat periodtt

hey ur such a brandon

by revengebitch33 May 5, 2019

brandon

a very hairy ape smells like old yogurt and expired milk. someone had sex with an orange and out came Brandon.

Man he looks like a Brandon.

by Brian Brickhouse June 11, 2018

Brandon

A person who is a narcissistic, big headed, asshole. Doesn't care about anyone but himself. Only does nice things as long as it benefits him. AND has a small dick.

You need to break up with him, he's a Brandon.

by phuckyew December 21, 2016

Brandon

Fat lying piece of shit.

"Brandon Is a fat lying piece of shit"

by XS_ME October 20, 2019

Brandon

A huge fucking cunt

Guy 1: hey whose that guy
Guy2: that's Brandon, he's a fuckin cunt. He fucked my fiancé the day before our wedding

by Poeticle May 27, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is a a very generous person always outgoing very positive knows how to rock anyone's mood and cheer them up / even if he's upset himself. :)) brandon is a great lover awesome at everything he does and very interesting not only that he's intelligent you can honestly learn a thing or two❤️

See that kid over there he's such a smart guy that reminds me of brandon

by Princess lover:) June 25, 2016

Brandon

he is a dumb mexican with nice eyebrows.

brandon ur completely stupid.

by Roshoee February 12, 2018