Brandon

Brandon is a fat loser that sits on his ass all day and plays ark and offline raids yoy

Brandon is back at it again with the offline raiding

by PaulsBoosted August 23, 2018

Brandon

Stupid bich will never be good vith anyone

Ahh brandon is so stupid

by Ilaiwtmh February 6, 2019

Brandon

An asshole who doesn’t know how the fuck to stop annoying the shit out of his sister.

Brandon is such an ass

by Looks like a potato September 19, 2018

brandon

the best looking guy around he is a sexy babe that is amazing he goes to linden and i just love him he is very nice, athletic and most of all just the most amazing guy i love him so much

brandon is sexy

by Brandon's gf May 14, 2018

brandon

Brandon is nice and a good dude. Only because he likes you. He will have your back until he likes you. After he is done crushing on you. You will not mean anything to him. Brandon is a big jerk. he is only there for some kind of a reason, not because he is your good friend. but don't worry, not all Brandon's are jerks. Try your luck too, you will find a true Brandon who will be better than this Brandon.

hey i am Brandon.

by Lauren77 May 15, 2018

Brandon

Someone who is so convinced they are funny that they will repeat themselves 5-10 times when no one laughs at their jokes. Also excessively says 'What now'. Extremely gullible. Never shuts their damn mouth.

Brandon: At the end of the year, I'll smoke all of my homework so that I can be smarter!
Josh: BRANDON SHUT THE FUCK UP
Brandon: *confused* What now?

Richie, Josh, Ben and Kendra celebrated Brandon's death later that night by smoking all of Brandon's homework.

by KendraTheIdiot February 11, 2014

Brandon

a fucking twat. he'll waste your time because why the hell not and then make all issues out to be your fault. he is the true definition of an asshole.

"oh, ignore Brandon he's a fucking asswipe."

by anon774 December 26, 2017