house-booking

the act of using the social networking sight facebook to communicate to other people that are currently in the same residence as you (roomates, relatives, etc.),

Bob: Hey is Kristen going to clean up the kitchen after the rager that we had last night?

Jerry: Yah, she already is.

Bob: How do you know?

Jerry: because we're house-booking!

by frigg August 30, 2009

News Booking

The act of browsing local and global news web sites with the sole intention of finding something shocking, absurd, or intriguing to post to your social networking page.

Dang, dude, you posted some pretty sick stuff up on your page, I better lock down and do some intense News Booking tonight so i don't fall short on my Social Site Page Status.

by bxmith June 14, 2010

Rogue Boning

1) plastic stays or “boning” within a corset or bra that come loose or move out of place, resulting in bruising, soreness or hairline fractures of the ribs;

2) often unplanned, extraordinary sexual encounters of the circus kind.

1) After hearing something snap and feeling a sharp stab, I realized rogue boning was responsible for the discomfort in my bra.

2) Seatbelts, center consoles and the tight space of the Corvette never kept me and my guy from a little rogue boning, if you know what I mean.

by NemesisDuJour April 21, 2010

rofl-bonding

Bonding with someone while discussing humorous moments.

Person 1: "Remember when Billy Bob tried to skateboard on that treadmill"

Person 2: "Oh yea that was totally a rofl moment. Though when Jimmy Bob tried to trampoline onto a moving truck way beats that moment out"

Person 1: "True that. That was the best rofl moment"

Person 2: "Ah I love rofl-bonding"

by Zoe Dimer February 26, 2011

Dog Boneing

When you stick a milk bone dog treat in your ass and have a dog eat it out.

I really like dogs, thats why Imma be dog boneing with my dog later.

by 12324354678765434567 May 16, 2011

Mod-boning

Mod-boning: A person with the brains of a half dead puppy withing the age range of 13-22 who stalks/annoys/tryhards/'love' moderators just to be their friend.

Applebees123: who is mod?? LOL
Ragejpeg: Thingy123 is a mod.
Applebees123: ZOMG i LAAV YOU THINEH123! <33333

Lets be frands add me on facebuuk and msn <3 :DDDD
Thingy123: Gtfo kid.
Ragejpeg: stop mod-boning

by Ghosteh June 14, 2011

Bitch Banking

A Girl who adds many items to her cart with the intension of purchasing but fails to make the payment.

John - Last Night, I saw Eva Bitch Banking at Amazon.

Peter - That's not a surprise and she never spends fucking dollars.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk November 21, 2014