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Blackhawk Blumpkin

To receive a blumpkin (Getting one's cock sucked whilst taking a shit) while hanging out of a door mid-flight in a Blackhawk helicopter.
Jack was getting a Blackhawk Blumpkin at 1,500 feet when the pilot banked hard left and she blew chunks all over his chode.
by Carl Woz April 5, 2009
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Reverse Blumpkin

Where a man sitting on the toilet without pants is turned around towards the tank while a woman comes in behind his ass and sucks his dick while he shits and subjects said woman to the splash zone.
I can't believe that girl gave you a reverse blumpkin! Yeah bro I mean I ate Mexican so she got the shits all over her!
by KoreanJesus69 April 13, 2017
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philli blumpkin

After you somehow manage to convince a freak to give you a blumpkin, just as they go down, you piss in their eyes.
Although the bus driver had some huge ass rolls and black teeth, she gave a wicked philli blumpkin.
by zwicks December 16, 2004
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Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse
I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.
by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 27, 2009
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Devil's Blumpkin

The male drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce, then when his stomach gets ready to explode the girl fills her mouth with jalapeño peppers and blows him while he's shitting, making sure to pay attention to his dickhole.
Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?

Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.
by Tickleroftaints March 5, 2022
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Cunty Blumpkin

A real fly ass homie who you cant find any other words to describe, cause they are both your cousin and your dad. Usually within the confines of a trailer park or hobo shanty village.
What it do my cunty blumpkin? I aint seen you in a min. You got that crack?
by amanblah December 8, 2018
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Country Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.
My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.
by DHalla November 29, 2010
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