To receive a blumpkin (Getting one's cock sucked whilst taking a shit) while hanging out of a door mid-flight in a Blackhawk helicopter.
Jack was getting a Blackhawk Blumpkin at 1,500 feet when the pilot banked hard left and she blew chunks all over his chode.
by Carl Woz April 5, 2009
Get the Blackhawk Blumpkinmug. Where a man sitting on the toilet without pants is turned around towards the tank while a woman comes in behind his ass and sucks his dick while he shits and subjects said woman to the splash zone.
I can't believe that girl gave you a reverse blumpkin! Yeah bro I mean I ate Mexican so she got the shits all over her!
by KoreanJesus69 April 13, 2017
Get the Reverse Blumpkinmug. After you somehow manage to convince a freak to give you a blumpkin, just as they go down, you piss in their eyes.
by zwicks December 16, 2004
Get the philli blumpkinmug. by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 27, 2009
Get the Country Blumpkinmug. The male drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce, then when his stomach gets ready to explode the girl fills her mouth with jalapeño peppers and blows him while he's shitting, making sure to pay attention to his dickhole.
Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?
Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.
Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.
by Tickleroftaints March 5, 2022
Get the Devil's Blumpkinmug. A real fly ass homie who you cant find any other words to describe, cause they are both your cousin and your dad. Usually within the confines of a trailer park or hobo shanty village.
by amanblah December 8, 2018
Get the Cunty Blumpkinmug. by DHalla November 29, 2010
Get the Country Blumpkinmug.