Nugget Blaster

Someone who cuts you off on the road. usually used when driving.

"What a nugget blaster they just cut me off"

by potatoacat April 18, 2020

Hit blaster

A mainstream listener, Usually knows nothing about music, Also known as a music normie. Any true hit blaster will do the following:
-Listens to anything trending without taking risks outside popular stuff
-Scared of anything above 150 BPM
-Claims they "listen to everything"

-Calls shitty mainstream bands "Indie" (whatever that means anymore)
-Listens extremely mainly to Pop, Will occasionally listen to weak Rock or mainstream EDM (like Marshmello and The Chainsmokers)
-Knows nothing about music
-Will die if they hear a Deathstep or Splittercore song
-Probably 8-14 y/o
-Calls any EDM song Dubstep

Music expert: Hi, What's your favorite music genre?
Hit blaster: I listen to everything
Music expert: Really? What do you think about this song? *Shows them Noisekick - Reaching For The Sky*
Hit blaster: *Dies*
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Hit blaster: Hey look at this great indie song I found! *shows random ass mainstream band*
Music expert: What's so indie about this?
Hit blaster: The style bro
Music expert: Indie means industrial, Not released on a label, This was released on vevo, That's a label

by Solvo November 19, 2021

Master Blaster

The fattest, longest, most absurdly huge line of ketamine imaginable. Strictly intended for one person to snort all at once. It can and should render the user capable of fourth dimensional space perception and astral travel. (Original term taken from the film "Mad Max")

I watched some head at the show last night knock back a Master Blaster of K. He didn't move or speak for almost an hour afterwards!

by Rawohxela420 September 29, 2018

Pasta blaster

Pasta blaster, also Pasta-blaster

Any high performance Italian motorcycle.

Similar to "rice rocket" term for a Japanese bike.

Luigi loves his new pasta blaster.

by 2TD May 3, 2024

Math Blasters

Math teachers who use math equations to get there rocks off.

Teacher 1: Some of the other math teachers and I are creating a group to satisfy our needs. We call it Math Blasters, wanna join?

Teacher 2: That sounds like just what I need to satisfy MY math loving kink.

by anonymous August 15, 2022

juice blaster

A device often used to make juice with A lemon or lime but adding vodka in the dish with sugar or salt on the rim.

We used a juice blaster on the boat this weekend.

by PurpleBus69 September 19, 2020

Blasters

Synonym for fingers used while pleasuring a woman.

You gonna fingerblast any ladies tonight?

I don’t have any plans to use the blasters but you never know what can pop up.

by Jpv25 September 18, 2025