birthday cake

When a stripper at a bachelor party attaches on her nipples & vagina, a lit birthday candle, where then the bachelor has to blow them out.

A stripper at our hotel room had a bachelor blow out a birthday cake.

by Charlie Frown September 4, 2012

it's your birthday

when something really cool happens to you, it's your birthday

You aced the exam! Go shorty, it's your birthday.

by Estela Lopez March 24, 2004

fake birthday

1. A term that certain lacrosse teams seem to think is funny to sing to a person
and tell restaurants it is their birthday when it is in reality not their birthday.

2. When someone intentionally tells someone it is their birthday to get things.

Team: "Happy Birthday to you, Julie!"
Julie: "...It's not my birthday..."
Team: "Oh but it is. Just go with it. It's your fake birthday."

by jaydawg3000 May 1, 2009

Birthday Girl

A girl who will have sex with anyone

"Girl, you shouldn't be handing out cake like it's everybody's birthday. Don't be a birthday girl!"

by DaRealist September 19, 2014

Birthday Weekend

The first weekend after one's birthday when one has a birthday during the work week. This is the time when most activities planned for celebration occur.

I can't fucking wait until my birthday weekend so I can get drunk.

Oh shit! That's happening on my birthday weekend. Perfect excuse to go!

by Andrew "Party Hard" W.K. January 20, 2010

Birthday Cake

Like a cream pie, except the woman is not on any birth control, so the cream pie turns into a birthday cake, ie: she gets pregnant.

Man: Oh man, i came in my girlfriend last night, and shes not on the pill!
Friend: Oh Dude! You gave her a birthday cake!

by Chris And Libby February 18, 2009

birthday rape

Giving one the opportunity (either before or after the matter) to rape someone on the sole reason that it is his or her birthday.

Ray: "Oh my fucking god... Chrissy scheduled me for a twelve o'clock client call on my damn birthday!"

Sean: "Fuck that! - That shit deserves a birthday rape."

by Boy.Gook August 14, 2011