Bender

A hockey player who has no skating skills and bends his ankles when he skates, also used to describe a hockey player who is an awful player in general

WOW that kid Jantard is such a bender, look at how he skates! It would be no surprise if he taped his ankles.

by Danknuggett September 27, 2008

Bender

Term that is generally used by hockey players. Most commonly used chirp to date. Used to describe a multitude of players who have no skill what so ever or the boys just arnt down to call them their own. The boys can tell right away when someone is a bender, wether it be on the ice or in the locker room. Great term to add to ones list of chirps.

Check out Tommy over there, just bendin it up.

Man, Drew just needs to give it up, he's such a bender.

Get those bricks movin bend show.

Sick fish bowl bender.

by isu14 June 16, 2010

beiber rolled

the act of getting duped into viewing a justin beiber video unintentionally. see rick-rolled

oh man i shouldn't have told my cooworker about hearing that justin beiber song on the news again, he beiber rolled me with some links i thought were about the new ipone, aaagggh!

by UuberNerd April 19, 2010

Bendermobile

A vehicular mode of travel which is generally found in the hands of those males in posession of extraordinarily small phalli, usually in the region of 1-2 inches. In many cases, very loud music, often gangsta rap, is played out of the open window of the bendermobile. Alternatively, many more subtle bendermobiles are found in the hands of self righteous environmentalists, mostly also with small phalli.

Hummers, smart cars, all hybrids, many mercedes, most bmws, a large proportion of porsches and also ferraris amongst others are bendermobiles.

by windybindy November 13, 2011

biederman

to stalk somebody on social media platforms like facebook and share this with others.

...I think she got a new boyfriend.. how do you know?... just biedermaned here on facebook.

by Rciv March 15, 2013

gender bender

the embarrassing situation that arises from someone's innocently attributing the wrong gender to another person

I nearly got in a gender bender, but when I spotted the adam's apple I decided to stick to gender-neutral pronouns

by shamanticist May 1, 2015

Justin Beiber Syndrome

Justin Beiber Syndrome- A disease in which the holder is affected by all of the symptoms that Justin Beiber has (high pitched voice, being bad at singing, etc.). The only known way to get rid of Justin Beiber Syndrome is to find Zaphlex in its physical form. The only way to obtain Zaphlex is to climb to Yosemite mountain and meet bear to witness the mythical and rare double rainbow.

Oh no! Chuck caught Justin Beiber Syndrome!

by Zaphlex November 22, 2010