Basement effect

synonymous to beer goggles but for a nerd. Prolonged exposure to basement environment in front of books affecting visual perception of unattractive women.

Phillip: "daaaaamn that chick looks fucking good"
action: slap
Elvis:"get a hold of yourself, basement effect is getting to you, that girl doesn't even shave"

by E&J November 27, 2004

47th Base

When you are having sex with your partners entire extended family, covered in chocolate sauce and you simultaneously orgasm and LOSE THE GAME at the same time

Coincidentally YOU LOST

Kate: I totally got to 47th base last night

Matt &
Vonnie: You FUCK! I just lost five minutes ago!

by M&S Anti-Straight Police S&M March 2, 2009

cover the face, bomb the base

What you should do to a girl who has a really fit body, but the face is like a slapped arse that needs censoring.
Can also be known as a paper bag job

"Check out that girl over there, she's well fit."

"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."

"Oh shit, what a minger..."

"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"

"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."

by Prem Shah September 19, 2006

base

Something all of which are belong to us.

All your base are belong to us.

by Intelligence001 November 30, 2016

god's basement

Hottest underground rave venue in Philadelphia, PA.

God's Basement is where I lost my virginity.

by I.M. Horny January 1, 2009

Turd base

When she lets you put it in her pooper for the first time.

I finally made it to turd base last night.

by jumbofrank December 27, 2008

1st base

1st base is of course what everybody start's out with ..... It's just pretty much "Making out" Now making out is very passionite and everybody reading this I know enjoy's it (Unless you havn't gotton to 1st base yet but there is nothing wrong with that it's harder for some people to work up the courage to even ask somebody out) Now making out you want to start out slow nothing extremely serious so wait about 2 minute's to start getting really into it so when you really start getting into put some pressure on it push against each other's lips harder not to hard but hard enough to know that there is somebody there and now that you start doing that you might start to want more so maybe open your mouth a little bit (don't tounge yet) Open your mouth and actually feel them breathe dot that for a while and now that you have done that now it's time to start frenching (useing tounge) Move you tounge into there mouth not too far yet maybe too when you start feeling there teeth (But if you do this and they don't return the favor stop and wait till she/he is ready for that) But if they are then when you move your tounge out and move it back in go farther and the more you go just go farther not to choke them with your tounge but just let them know that you want it and you know as this progress's it will get more passionite and then you will have to wait and see what happen's ;) Oh and before I forget when you start to tounge you may have some saliva from both of you but just live thru it, it doesn't matter it's actually some what enjoyable

I got to 1st base with my girlfriend last night at the movie's

by Kj+me=love April 16, 2007