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boneyassitis

-disease:

A person who suffers from boneyassitis has a particular lack of fat around the Glutious Maximus area

-people most commonly affected by this include but are not limited to:
white girls
•suburbian black girls
•heavily weighted people
•5'4 long haired Hispanics who don't know there place
"I'm sorry but you suffer from boneyassitis"
by Your very reliable doctor November 28, 2022
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Boneydick

A dick that’s lanky and boney that you can feel the bone bumps when he is inside of you. A dick too thin that it slides in the tightest of pussies.
Friend: hey man have you heard about his boneydick?
Friend 2: oh him? it went directly through me and his dick had speed bumps
Friend: what a boneydick.
by bindsundoll4mj January 1, 2023
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Boney Drank

The top level of drunk, above wasted and on par with paralytic, but with the added flair of causing social mayhem, including but not limited to property damage, arrest, hospitalisation, or just general mayhem and fuckery.

Can be shortened to boney

Originated from a company email from a hotel in Budapest describing some staff members on the last night of a project.
What happened to you on the weekend? “I got boney drank”

Man Tom was boney drank last night, we might not see him for a while.
by Stealthydan January 11, 2023
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Boney missile

Emory launched a boney missile straight my nose
by FP.27 February 1, 2023
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bonnet

1. to locate patches of bluebonnets in Texas and take photographs in them
Hey, do y’all want to go bonnetting this weekend? I saw some nice spots on the side of the road today.
by WittyOne23 April 19, 2023
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bonnyon

by jumley May 9, 2023
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Booney

Short for my "Boo"...the best man in the whole world. He is handsome, kind, generous, cute, sweet, shy, and extremely loving. He buys his sunshine the absolute best presents! He is so thoughtful and never gets mad, upset or volatile to his girl. He whispers good and bad things to his girl, which causes her to fall down. He has the most amazing laugh. He has the best hands. He is tall and sexy. He loves beer and tells the best stories. His girl has had a mad crush on her Boo since she was a teenager and he has never known! Boo played basketball back in the day with the guys and then would frequent the Lighter and drink cold frosty beers! Boo is the best thing everer! ❤️
Hey Booney!
Booney, you are amazing!
I adore you, Booney!
by Sunshine 421 October 29, 2023
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