Blessing

Fucking legend. Enjoyable person , normally a really funny and kind person. Premier league fan, future baller and just a legend nje tjo tjo tjo

Blessing is grateful

by DaddyG_7 November 22, 2021

Blessed

In the southern United States, “Blessed” means ”God loves me more than he loves you”

Blessed that I went to Disney World and all you did was take a trip to Walmart.

by Valskyrie December 2, 2019

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet in the morning.

"Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?"
"I'm doing a good morning and god bless, Hila!"

by CaptainSpaceCat May 23, 2018

Binta Blessing

Binta Blessing

Binta Blessing

by anonymous November 23, 2021

selective bless-you

When someone dislikes another individual in the workplace or elsewhere and decides to issue a "bless you" to everyone but that person when he or she sneezes, indicating a lack of worthiness and respectability.

"I don't think Jenna likes me anymore."
"Why not?"
"She gave the selective bless-you to everyone who sneezed in the office today but me, even though I sneezed three different times."
"Oh, that sucks."

by Sir Jobeykobra April 13, 2014

second blessing

The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.

- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"

by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024

Bless

A Tall, Smart, funny guy! When you first get to know bless he'll probably take your phone or call you a dumbass l but you'll be blessed to have him in your life!

"I saw bless take a girls phone!"
"Bless is a total Blessing!"
"Bless is a cool guy"

by Thotzillavsthegorlilla March 3, 2022