ALASKA

the best state ever...plain and simple

907 for life.....braap braaaaaaaaaaap

person 1 "where are you from?"
person 2 "alaska"
person 1 "no way, i hear alaska is the best. you must be a fucking badass"
person 2 "yes, that is correct"

by alaskan mummy December 7, 2009

Alaskan Pipeliner

When a guy takes a shit and puts it in the freezer and the girl uses it as a dildo.

Jill was feeling quite randy while Buck was away at camp. Luckily Buck left her an Alaskan Pipeliner in the freezer.

by BigBuckDaddy October 19, 2010

Alaskan Bull Worm

The act of taking a Popsicle, and using it as a dildo in your partners anus. Once the Popsicle has melted in the anus, you proceed to have anal intercourse until you spunk in the anal cavity. Once the spunkage has stopped you proceed to suck the sweet and salty mixture out of your partners anus.

"yo bro i was gonna rail my girl last night and she turned around on me and told me to give her a Alaskan Bull Worm"

"wtf is an alaskan bull worm?"

"You DONT wanna know"

by Fudizzle November 21, 2011

Alastair

Alastair is a girls dream because he is handsome

Alastair you are the best

by The answer men June 2, 2017

alaska

Alaska is a unique state at the most northern point of the united states. Although not connected to the lower 48's we like it that way. If not for the fact that we couldnt possibly defend our selfs we would and could be our own little country.. The best weed, people, and snowbording!!!

"alaska girls kick ass!!!!"
"unlike anywere else in the world"

by lizak August 20, 2007

aplast

noun

A Duck, doing the splits, while wearing only one sock

Oh my goodness!! I was at the like and I saw an aplast by the shoreline!!!

by Chilly-Chill-Will November 14, 2007

Alastair Sim Boys

--Proper noun

An affiliation dedicated to the celebration of Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol (1951). This group often rumbles with the Reginald Owen's Boys, who have opposing views on the matter. The rumbles happen annually around Christmas time, and often take place in local parks.

Werewolf: Who's your favorite Scrooge?
Dunce: Patrick Steward.
Werewolf: And this is why you'll never be part of the Alastair Sim Boys.

by theedingo1 November 21, 2010