Inspiration anxiety paralysis (IAP): the phenomenon wherein one has so many ideas as to how to do and/or fix something to make one’s life and/or the lives of other better, safer, happier, and/or wealthier that one becomes unable to process, or enaction, the ideas.
God! Last night, at 3am, I was struck with a sudden case of Inspiration anxiety paralysis. I felt like I could do anything…except start doing it.
by BJ Bendy Dick January 28, 2024
Get the Inspiration anxiety paralysismug. Bitches who think, visualize, and/or talk about men, who then refuse to talk to, OR entertain men in real life.
“Why are you always talking about niggas but then never have one?”
“It’s not my fault that I have Dick Anxiety, niggas make me nervous”
“It’s not my fault that I have Dick Anxiety, niggas make me nervous”
by Larrysrealgurl June 20, 2025
Get the Dick Anxietymug. by schmeggy September 14, 2020
Get the Separation anxietymug. When a big breasted woman fears she will shave off her nipple while leaning forward to shave her legs.
I wonder if Pamela Anderson has ever suffered from Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder while getting ready for a Baywatch shoot.
by SAM RILEY June 5, 2018
Get the Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disordermug. Anxiety isn’t just worrying about a specific thing. Sometimes it’s where you aren’t really thinking about a specific bad thing that will happen, but you just have this overwhelming sense of fear and dread like something will. It’s more about a feeling than thoughts.
Person A: I feel terrified and my heart is racing but I don’t know why.
Person B: That, my friend, is what you call anxiety.
Person B: That, my friend, is what you call anxiety.
by Sergei the gay March 4, 2022
Get the Anxietymug. An anxiety that prevents a human being from sleeping due to fear or worrying about going to sleep, usually caused by Insomnia and bad habits.
by TraingoWEEEE March 16, 2023
Get the Sleep Anxietymug. When you look at a little kid and start thinking how you would end up as a dad. You start thinking if you're going to be a cool or a boring dad. Or will you be capable of being a dad??? It's a thought which fill questions in your head.
*Looks at a baby*
Guy: "Man, imagine me being a dad; that would be so cool. Or not. Oh Boy, oh I'll be the worst dad on Earth!!!!!"
Guy 2: "Dude, you're just getting Dad Anxiety. Calm Down,"
Guy: "Man, imagine me being a dad; that would be so cool. Or not. Oh Boy, oh I'll be the worst dad on Earth!!!!!"
Guy 2: "Dude, you're just getting Dad Anxiety. Calm Down,"
by Athuguy January 30, 2023
Get the Dad Anxietymug.