The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.
Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023
Get the Slack Separation Anxiety mug.An anxiety that prevents a human being from sleeping due to fear or worrying about going to sleep, usually caused by Insomnia and bad habits.
by TraingoWEEEE March 16, 2023
Get the Sleep Anxiety mug.A condition that all drivers of old vehicles have. Where each clank, knock, noise or rattle will trigger high levels of anxiety.
This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.
This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.
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Get the Shitbox Anxiety mug.Hym "And that anxiety bullshit sounds like it's downstream a Dr. JeepJorp's nonsense."
A retard "Uh, um, well, aren't WE ALL like a Truman Show? Right? Guys?"
Hym "No. No. We aren't. They're just going to keep stabbing your fucking kids guys. YOU NEED TO PAY THE PIPER. STAB-PROOF BABY-WALKERS- No! Wait, what are those fucking called? The things you push them around in? Fuck. I can't think of the word. God, wow, but no. This isn't a 'We're all kind of a Truman show' thing. It's a 'This was a stupid fucking thing to do and if people are dying because of it it's because we aren't as smart as we thought we were.' Thing. You are the meat-shields people like Jordan Peterson have been using to keep themselves alive since the dawn of civilization. Jordan and Robert alike. And you're only defending them because 'Insert sunk cost fallacy.' "
A retard "Uh, um, well, aren't WE ALL like a Truman Show? Right? Guys?"
Hym "No. No. We aren't. They're just going to keep stabbing your fucking kids guys. YOU NEED TO PAY THE PIPER. STAB-PROOF BABY-WALKERS- No! Wait, what are those fucking called? The things you push them around in? Fuck. I can't think of the word. God, wow, but no. This isn't a 'We're all kind of a Truman show' thing. It's a 'This was a stupid fucking thing to do and if people are dying because of it it's because we aren't as smart as we thought we were.' Thing. You are the meat-shields people like Jordan Peterson have been using to keep themselves alive since the dawn of civilization. Jordan and Robert alike. And you're only defending them because 'Insert sunk cost fallacy.' "
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Get the Anxiety mug.When you look at a little kid and start thinking how you would end up as a dad. You start thinking if you're going to be a cool or a boring dad. Or will you be capable of being a dad??? It's a thought which fill questions in your head.
*Looks at a baby*
Guy: "Man, imagine me being a dad; that would be so cool. Or not. Oh Boy, oh I'll be the worst dad on Earth!!!!!"
Guy 2: "Dude, you're just getting Dad Anxiety. Calm Down,"
Guy: "Man, imagine me being a dad; that would be so cool. Or not. Oh Boy, oh I'll be the worst dad on Earth!!!!!"
Guy 2: "Dude, you're just getting Dad Anxiety. Calm Down,"
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