There was a young boy. His name was Drew. Drew didn't give a shit about his grammar. His friends were named Adam and Owen. His mom was about to have another baby and she asked around for name ideas. Drew said, "Mom, how about my friends' names??" She said, "Oh, let's see... you have an Adam and an Owen... hmmm..." She didn't take either of those names into consideration, but Drwe kept repeating in his head, "and Adam and an Owen." In English class, Drew basically said screw vowels and used an "an" in front of every word that required an article. Adam, Owen, and Drew were so close that Drew would say, "We're like the Three Musketeers, except we have an Adam, an Owen, and an Drew." Adam and Owen were like "wot." and Drew was like "wot." and he kept repeating that same stupid phrase, "We're like the Three Musketeers, except we have an Adam, an Owen, and an Drew" to anyone who would listen. Teachers wouldn't correct him because his last two words tended to slur together, but they began to call him Andrew because that is what they thought he was saying his name as. And Drew didn't get upset because he thought they were just using the "an" as an article before his name, so he was content. Later on, about 14 months later, Drew's mom had her baby and it came out black. They named her Elaine. That is how the name came to be, all because of a grammatical misconception.
by jooloo June 27, 2013
N.--Nasty, Creepy, Greasy Stalker. Will typically be found in the halls of your average, everyday high school, sulking around, leaving a trail of grease behind him. An Andrew has no friends, like literally none, although he will try to trick himself into believing he does. To get rid of an Andrew, you may actually have to leave the country, or kill yourself, but I would go with leaving the country, because without a hott girl to obsess over, an Andrew has nothing to live for. Therefore, he may pull a Romeo and Juliet and follow you into death, which would suck.
V.-- Act of sexually molesting a poor, defenseless dog.
V.-- Act of sexually molesting a poor, defenseless dog.
1) Girl 1: Run for your life! It's Andrew!
Girl 2: Careful not to slip in his grease!
2) Ugly guy: I'm really horny, but I'm too ugly to get a girl, so I'm gonna go Andrew.
Girl 2: Careful not to slip in his grease!
2) Ugly guy: I'm really horny, but I'm too ugly to get a girl, so I'm gonna go Andrew.
by Kay Ceee April 10, 2009
Pokemon-loving, sweet, caring, kind, AWESOMEEE, sensitive, funny, can sing, loves Inception... And is the best BFFFL that anyone could ask for <3
by Paulalalalina March 23, 2011
Someone who is cute, funny, and sweet.
He seems like the perfect catch but is really an asshole.
He is somewhat shy and is inexperienced when it comes to relationships, which stops him from wanting one.
He seems like the perfect catch but is really an asshole.
He is somewhat shy and is inexperienced when it comes to relationships, which stops him from wanting one.
Girl 1: I really like Andrew
Girl 2: You shouldn't!
Girl 1: Why not?
Girl 2: He's gonna break your heart
Girl 2: You shouldn't!
Girl 1: Why not?
Girl 2: He's gonna break your heart
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