Alberto

The bastard that gives weird letters to girls

Hey Alberto that girl is hot don’t write her a letter you idiot!

by Fortnights February 17, 2022

Albedo

Waltuh

Albedo has a meth lab

by A J1 Potomac steam locomotive October 25, 2022

Albert Einstein

Some really smart dude. He failed math and still became famous, so it is ok to hate math. He came up with this whole e=mc2 thing. His cause of death is unknown, but it is believed that he divided by zero.

"I divided by zero... OH SHI-"

"Albert Einstein failed math, I can too!"

by gravy666 February 11, 2008

Alberto

He's the most toxic piece of shit you'll ever meet

Person 1: "Why is Alberto so toxic dude wtf"

Person 2: "Idk the guy plays siege so"

by Ash main 6969 October 12, 2018

Albert/Flamingo

A demon gremlin taking the form of a person and is also using youtube to try and get people to follow his satanic influence.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new Albert/Flamingo video?
Person 2: Yes it was demonic.

by HogRider1234 December 30, 2021

albert

a cool name for a cool guy. a very common name for someone from massachussetts. the sad part though is this name usually means the person doesnt have a lot of friends.

albert burbank, albert einstein

by unknown_name334 June 10, 2011

Flying Albertros

When a chick is taking it in the vag and the ass and giving head while giveing 2 handies. looks liek she is flapping with the handies

dude1: wanna have a flying albertross with jen
dude2: yeah but were 3 short
dude1:bags backdoor
dude2:mouth

by ;) August 2, 2004