Piedmont, Alabama

A hick-town in Alabama located near Jacksonville & Anniston Alabama. It has 70 churches in its zipcode, 99% baptist churches. Most of the people are rich white people. The others are poor white people, with some races that fall in between. Very close-minded. Has nothing to do in it. The school system is pretty cool because every child in 4-12th grade get MacBooks to keep 24/7 and use for school. Great football team. No elective classes really unless you consider football, band, and cheer. Football obsessed town. Will drive 15 hours to see one football game. Full of hypocrites and old people.

Are you from Piedmont, Alabama?
Yeah, why?
You're a rich white snob. Tell-tall symptoms of a Piedmontian.

- WALKS AWAY TO GO TO RESTAURANT TO DRINK AWAY SORROWS LIKE A RICH WHITE SNOB -

by ItWasn'tMeBBZ April 29, 2011

Alabama milkshake

when a man ejaculates in his sister and then proceeds to scoop it out into a glass.

after you get done fucking your sister. try an Alabama milkshake!

by Litty Mctiddy September 8, 2018

Alabama bingo

In the game of Bingo, it's when you call out Bingo and don't really have one.

The game was ruined when Eunice called Alabama Bingo with only 3 chips on her card.

by froderick May 17, 2006

Alabama HotPocket

The act of unloading a duece into a females open vagina. Then proceeding to pack your hog into the poop-filled opening.

After a night of drinking we talked Derek into giving Shiloh an Alabama HotPocket.

by LinkBNuttz October 13, 2009

alabama sunchip

when a guy jizzes on a girl then lets it dry, then peels it off and eats it.

damn corey why did you give get that alabama sunchip?

by zach penis September 6, 2009

Alabama Twinkie

Deep fried dookie.

Hey, who wants some Alabama Twinkie?

What the hell is that?

Deep fried dookie.

by MIKE-BRICK January 27, 2010

Alabama Picnic

When a person or persons perform the entire slew of or multiple alabama related sexual deeds. These would include more than one of the following: Alabama hot pocket, Alabama hotpot, Alabama iced tea, Alabama key lime pie, Alabama milkshake, Alabama mud slide for example.

"Went all out last night with the boyfriend, he proposed and I was so excited I gave him the ol' Alabama Picnic. Best night of sex in my life, you should try it sometime"

by tom hanx December 9, 2009