Shitbox Anxiety

A condition that all drivers of old vehicles have. Where each clank, knock, noise or rattle will trigger high levels of anxiety.

This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.

Max's shitbox anxiety is triggered each time he hits a bump while driving his mustang.

by Hub3r March 24, 2023

Block Anxiety

Block Anxiety is a feel you get when you DM someone who you follow on social media and immediately expect to get blocked no matter how polite you act or how willing you are to leave them alone if they're not interested.

A fictionalized version of myself: "You know what? I'll get over my anxieties and worries,I'm gonna DM this person and tell them I like their stuff."
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.

by Lazthedictionist September 21, 2024

lift anxiety

anxiety and nervousness about an impending lift (workout). Heightened when the lift duration and intensity are unknown.

SO: Butler's gonna kick our ass in the morning lift.

KN: I've already got lift anxiety.

by Lieutenant Frank Drebin April 18, 2018

anxiety vicious cycle

The anxiety that is paradoxically caused by your fears about the return of your anxiety

I tried to relax, but the anxiety vicious cycle kicked in again; worrying about my anxiety just made it worse!

by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025

anxiety

Just that feeling when you are having a great time then suddenly you go numb and you don’t wish to talk anymore, and if someone talks to you you have a hard time answering not because you don’t know the answer simply because you’re not able to move your lips because the mere thought of doing that is exhausting in itself.

i’m sorry i didn’t y’all much today, my anxiety got in the way

by AlphaBravoTangoMango September 30, 2019

X-Mas AnXiety

The overwhelming feeling of anxiety that you get when the Christmas holiday celebrations are less than a week away and you are NOT ready. This means that you have way more presents to buy and not enough time and/or the funds to do so...OR...You suffer from perfectionist tendencies and no gift you buy will ever be good enough for that special loved one.

I was gonna stop by and visit, but I got a real bad case of X-mas AnXiety and had to go home and make a to do list.

by superdupersassy December 18, 2022

Plop Anxiety

The fear of someone hearing you poop, particularly in a public toilet

I held onto my shit until the coast was clear, my Plop Anxiety was real

by Tractorgasm April 10, 2024