Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.

I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.

by Raul Pudd August 03, 2024

lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

by FlattenedPancake0809 May 31, 2024

Extracollegiate Activities

Any activities frowned upon by society that occur within the confines of a college campus or during enrollment with said college.
Usually illegal in nature, and leading to criminal charges.
Ex. Underage Drinking, random sex, killing a midget with a towel rack.

Kyle: Say, lets go get wasted and then kill a hooker!
Tom: Sure, I'd love some extracollegiate activities.

by kb182 March 05, 2010

activate

To become horny

One day I saw an image of a really thicc Sef on Deviantart. I got immediately activated.

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn September 18, 2023

Activate

The initiation of Sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex. but can be used when making reference to some forms of foreplay such as Oral sex.

Boy 1 - 'I saw you leave the club with Lucy, did you activate?'
Boy 2 - 'Nah man she was on her reds'

by Hood Houdini November 28, 2018

activate

The act of planning sick leave in advance.

John: Hey, you coming to work tomorrow?
George: No. I'm planning to activate

by Work Sidekick September 30, 2022

Cuh Activities

Hes a literal cuh. Airballs every single shot he takes. He is a simp.

Cuh activities airballs every single shot he takes in basketball.

by 你妈 September 30, 2022