Salty Mess

The actions of finishing on your partner then immediately after pissing on them to finish the job.

I’m going to give Rebecca a (salty mess) when we get home.

by Astro Dew August 20, 2025

Eton Mess

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).

Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!

by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022

mess with his head

cause someone to feel frustrated, anxious, or upset.

"he wasn't about to let some goddamn punk mess with his head"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

Man Mess

Semen; Sperm; Ejaculation

I cannot wait to spread my man mess all over her face.

by Billyho99 May 2, 2009

messing around

engage in sexual activity casually or with someone other than one's spouse or partner.

"I found out he was messing around with my best friend"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

We were MESSED UPPP

Internet slang stating a group of people had a fun LEGAL time

Dude last night we were MESSED UPPPPP

by Sweetypotatoe January 29, 2025

Keen for the mess

When your keen no matter the outcome.

Yeah come through big Homie I'm keen for the mess 😹💯

by LADYPAC June 29, 2022