A.K.A Mother Duck
A really good friend who looks after you when you are too drunk to walk. They are the person that wipes the smeared make-up from your eyes, the vomit from your chin, finds you any form of water, carries you halfway across town, tells your parents that someone spiked your drink, feeds you bread to soak 'it' up, gives you their jacket even though its 10 degrees and you are wearing 4 jumpers already and tucks you in. The defining factor between a Mumma Duck and an awesome Mumma Duck is whether they do it all laughing or not.
A really good friend who looks after you when you are too drunk to walk. They are the person that wipes the smeared make-up from your eyes, the vomit from your chin, finds you any form of water, carries you halfway across town, tells your parents that someone spiked your drink, feeds you bread to soak 'it' up, gives you their jacket even though its 10 degrees and you are wearing 4 jumpers already and tucks you in. The defining factor between a Mumma Duck and an awesome Mumma Duck is whether they do it all laughing or not.
"Sal, thanks for carrying me halfway across the footy fields Saturday night and thanks for feeding me your bread Joe. You two are the best Mumma Ducks ever. I'm never drinking again"
by Skinni October 31, 2005
When, after taking a dump, the person using the toilet sniffs his horrid crap to stall when a person is waiting for them to finish up
by idkwutmynameis April 06, 2011
"Duck you autocorrect"
by Hobi's bitch August 26, 2020
the duck division is a bunch of douche-bags that think they own newgrounds. they are often referred to as DD for short.
They spam it with their crap.
recently they have been submitting a video of terrorists cutting another guys head off - a lot of blood!
They spam it with their crap.
recently they have been submitting a video of terrorists cutting another guys head off - a lot of blood!
A: hey did you hear about that crappy submission on newgrounds about that guy getting his head cut off?
B: yeah
A:guess who submitted it
B: the duck division
A: yeah
B: yeah
A:guess who submitted it
B: the duck division
A: yeah
by andale524 August 27, 2009
by Yuopi January 30, 2017
by MetalGuru February 11, 2007
by Jalana February 14, 2006