The act of shitting in a tube sock, then placing said sock in a microwave. After the poop is nice and liquified, then a hole is cut in the sock. Then you smack someone across the face.
Person 1:Did you see me give that guy a hot carl?
Person 2: Yea, he had so much shit all over his face, it was gross.
Person 2: Yea, he had so much shit all over his face, it was gross.
by HotCarler24 April 06, 2011
by coarfest September 05, 2006
A hot carl is when you are taking a shit and getting off while your girl gives you head (preferably while on the toilet).
(It is NOT taking a shit on someone's face, whether or not there's plastic wrap!!!)
(It is NOT taking a shit on someone's face, whether or not there's plastic wrap!!!)
by deej February 18, 2005
Oh my god, when Bruce was sleeping last night, I gave him a hot carl, he was so pissed when he woke up
by Buck Buck March 24, 2005
a noun; when the giving party runs splay-legged over the receiving party, both naked of course, and poops while running onto the prone recipient. like a hot carl, but more fast. can also be done on roller blades.
i saw this chick laying there and we were both naked so i cowboy-walked over to her and starting increasing speed then lit a nice fast carl on her, a belly-button bulls-eye. she told all her friends.
by leonrabbitblisters May 29, 2010
by Tough Guy 1 May 25, 2008
Hoticus maximus (anglo Saxson for Hot-Carl)L: When said giver deficates (Shit-piss) into large tube sock. When preperations are compleate the sock is slung and recipiants face. Thus a hot carl has been preform.
by Karl Plug March 02, 2005