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9 bar

a 9 oz bar of cannabis resin
i wish i had a 9 bar right about now
by johnny ryall November 30, 2003
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Bar Rose

Flower sold in bar by a traveling, strung out gypsy type female who looks like sleep has not graced her face for days. The rose comes in multiple colors, and sometimes even plastic light up versions are available (happy day!). Depending on the level of intoxication of the customer and the scarcity of the flower they may cost anywhere from $3-$20 USD. This particular flower thrives on cigarette smoke and alcohol, and once removed from the bar environment quickly loses its' luster and wilts into death.

These roses are purchased by highly intoxicated males attempting to score points with a lucky (or unlucky) lady. There exists a belief in the male bar culture that once a female receives this flower her panties will automatically drop. This may or may not be true.
Male 1:
Hey John, check out that hot chick. You think if I buy her a bar rose she will talk to me?
Male 2:
It's a sure thing. If it didn't work, then why would that gypsy chick even sell them to us?
Male 1:
Of course!
by conscious automata November 15, 2012
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convenient bar

When you're on a road trip and you need some help going the distance, pull over for gas, run inside, grab some beers, snacks, and hit the restroom so you can pop some tops. 70 miles to go suddenly seems like a breeze.
How was your trip? Good! I only had to convenient bar twice!
by mtthlm January 15, 2016
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Looney Bar

Three milligrams of eszopiclone under the brand name Lunesta.
Hey dog pass me some looney bars, I need to go to sleep.
by teh reel slim shady November 15, 2010
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Bar Practice

The act of practicing drinking beers at different bars to see which bar you like the best
Tonight I've got bar practice.
by Tina B. May 12, 2007
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Grab Bars

Obese, meaty rolls of fat hanging below the hip line and mid-section.
Her jeans were painted on and that only added to the size of her grab bars.

I was railing that skank from behind so I latched ahold of her grab bars and went to pound town.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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mad bars

when u have good rapping skills
yo man danny's got mad bars
fuckk i know
by studyhard69 May 14, 2016
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