Rustic noodles

Rustic noodles

The act of making spaghetti

(Just the noodles) and having your female friend who is on her period add her blood on top of the noodles, replacing the pasta sauce.

Hey honey, tonight we should have your famous rustic noodles.

by Alienboy453 July 13, 2022

Get noodled

Get noodled is something u say after you trick someone into doing what you want, like after they made you a cup of tea because u got them to.

Jesus: yo god man, i need a pack of cigarettes. Can you go steal some from Co Op for me.

God: yes brother jesus.

Jesus: get noodled u small man.

by Mr.kingTeaMan December 09, 2020

nope noodle

Skinny white girl with no definition. Usually on hard drugs, steals your vape and prescription drugs in the house.

Don’t invite Tana over dude, she’s a nope noodle.

by Shitslappss December 25, 2019

Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.

I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.

by Eaton Holgoode March 03, 2018

danger noodle

snake

oh fuck watch out it's a danger noodle

by Bread_man69420 December 07, 2021

ugly noodle

Someone who is ugly and insignificant.

Jessica isso clingy she is such an ugly noodle.

by king.lamp March 24, 2015

Jacuzzi Noodle

When a stream of water catapults up your butthole damaging the frontal lobe of your brain rendering you helpless.

Jim: Does anyone know why Travis has been out so long? He's missed a lot of work.

Banessa: I heard over the weekend his brother pushed him in the hot tub and he got a Jacuzzi Noodle.

Jim: Praying for a speedy recovery.

by Clo_d0n August 13, 2017