Naked Mole Rat

A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.
Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?

Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH
by anonymous April 6, 2019
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mole rat dude

Usually a male with a very high iq, but is restricted from using his intelligence by his severe autism and speech impediment. Paces around a lot and always looks uneasy or awkward.
"Wow mole rat dude is really doing my fucking head in today."
by thicc0ck November 15, 2017
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fat mole

A sad sad man who drives a 2004 lawnmower late at night upsetting all his neighbours and when he’s not doing that he’s sat in a lay-by attacking his mates villages on coin master what a sad little mole.
The Fat Mole was put in the back of the police car. He was going down for life all because he had a shitty little decat to make up for his tiny penis.
by Brooo119 July 11, 2023
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Stupid mole rat

Is your friend a mole rat? Well today is their day….they own $20 💋

September 5- September 8
A stupid mole rat is an ugly person who’s name start with L their birthday is probably celebrated in July
by Um idk? September 4, 2023
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Peenie Mole

Noun: A small mammal that lives in the male genital area, below the lice but above the bumps.
Dude: Man that itches.
Girl: What?
Dude: My peenie mole. He won't pay the rent.
by PENIS PATROL July 29, 2008
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A game of whack a mole

Fix one problem then having fix another problem after another one
Playing a game of whack a mole is not going to make us better
by Mat rat tat October 12, 2016
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