milf pond

A congregation of milfs around a body of water on a hot day. Usually a weekday.

Wow, that beach swim at lunchtime was awesome. It was like a milf pond out there.

by Anders Raoul February 6, 2009

Malted MILF

35+ Hot mom who enjoys beer by the 12 pack.

Joey's mom is back from the Quick Stop with a 12 pack... She's such a Malted MILF.

by retodd110 August 9, 2008

Expired MILF

A once hot "mother I'd like to fuck" who is now left to fight against the ravages of time.

From behind that 45 year old women appeared to have some shelf life, but when I saw her face, I realized she was an expired MILF.

by Merkin Donor2 February 8, 2008

Milf crush

When a middle-aged woman finds herself inappropriately enamoured with someone half her age.

Sweetie, I think I'm having a bit of a Tegan and Sara/Chace Crawford Milf crush.

by Kiki Salon April 11, 2009

MILF Island

Fantasy Island where 13 year-old boys are accosted and milfellated under palm trees on the beach by fit, horny 30-something moms.

A reality TV show planned on 30 Rock.

Man, I've been working hard for the last year. I need a one-way ticket to MILF Island.

by carbonatedcsf August 2, 2009

Milf Milker

An ass hole friend; who you walk in on milking your mom.

The milf milker milked Kayla duPont last weekend; she has huge tits!

by Mike & Jack May 15, 2006

jailbait milf

An underage (Jailbait) Mother I'd Like To Fuck.

Jamie Lynn Spears is a Jailbait MILF.

by dizzleshizzlenizzle July 3, 2008