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Daddy Ken

A person who knows how to make a girl tremble. It's the name that a girl moans when she's on the edge of squirting. This person can be rough and knows how to take control.
Oh shit, Daddy Ken😩!!
by He kudus June 10, 2016
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ken parts

When a guys ā€œjunkā€ is so small, tucked, or equivalently smashed to his body, that you literally can not tell if it’s a he or a she.
Usually bicycle shorts are very telling, but I can’t tell what’s going on with his Ken parts. He looks like a ken doll downstairs.
by SlightlyAskew September 10, 2019
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Ken

Yo ksps shorty t sws ken
by Kett6970 March 24, 2022
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Ken

Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)
"Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)"

"Fair bro"
by DICKHEAD JOELE August 30, 2023
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Ken carson

Ken Carson often referred to teen x, goomba, and daddy. He is the greatest rapper to touch the planet.
Person 1: Have u heard a great chaos by Ken Carson
Person 2: no I haven’t

Person 2: Kys
by Kenneth_carson.X November 29, 2023
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Ken

Person1: bro did you see ken?

person2: yeah, they are pretty gay
by Eggs and bacon May 6, 2020
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Ken

The name of the daddy long legs spider that was originally found by Hakos Baelz.

He then disappeared and another spider showed up, getting the name Ken Junior. But Ken Jr. also disappeared before another spider showed up.

So, Ken is synonymous to a spider you can find in your house
Ey, Ken! Hey buddy?

Where did Ken go?

AAAAAAAAAA there's a Ken in my ceiling!
by ka-tan May 1, 2023
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