Talkin' Donkey

When a business telemarketer or sales guy can take very friendly and presuasively without sounding like a jackass.

"Damn that telemarketer was really friendly, he was a talkin' donkey would have bought his product if I wasn't a broke mother fucker."

"talkin' donkey gets it done."

by thunderdomeii May 6, 2010

scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

by Froghead0 March 31, 2016

Donkey's apron

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.

Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.

Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.

by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010

goot donkey

Frat language for party hard

who's down to goot donkey, turd nuggets?

by pseudiddlyudonym October 22, 2009

Chonky Donkey

A word used to describe a very thick hind side. May also be used to describe thiccness like kronk from the emperors new groove

He/She’s got that chonky donkey

by VeeBoy69 March 27, 2022

Brown Donkey

In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.

"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"

by Ronald McDick December 15, 2013

Wobble donkey

A young female with saggy tits

"She got her tits out but she was a wobble donkey"

by axege July 17, 2014