Curly Crack

The curly pubes in between one's bum crack

My curly crack needs a razor at it!

by Kizzy wizzi July 2, 2009

crack cake

any type of cake that is so good that it becomes as addictive as crack, but does not contain crack, but is amazingly tasty.

So Chris made some crack cake and brought it into the lounge today, and everyone attacked him for a piece, because it was so delicious.

by scholar328161 April 25, 2010

cat crack

The drug you blame your cats entirely random acts of insanity on

Holy crap, that cats been at the cat crack again, its climbing the walls

by blue2cv June 4, 2014

Crack Dragon

An ancient, contemporary, mystical, and scrawny creature that appears to be a cross between a dragon and a canine. Usually addicted to crack cocaine.

That ferocious dog which looks like a Crack Dragon! https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Baby-Nala/134676363969

by Primo22 October 31, 2011

Crack Boated

Used in a campaign to define a politician who previously may have used crack cocaine.

"I was crack boated by extremists"

by Scout1 January 17, 2008

Crack Whoring

1. The process whereby a group of men go looking for sex with drug addicted prostitues in the ghetto.

2. When well-paid pro football players, just days before a superbowl game, get arrested in Miami while cruising for drugged up prostitutes in the ghetto (this really happened!!),

3. The act whereby dumbass bachelor party participants who are too cheap and too stupid to pay for real hookers/strippers will instand op to find much cheaper (and more dangerous) hookers who are willing to have sex for the price of their next drug fix

Bob: I want to have sex, but we're too dumb, lazy, fat, ugly and broke to get any hot girls without having to pay for it.

Tom: I know - let's call up the guys and go crack whoring in the ghetto.

Bob: Yeah! Because if we go with a bunch of dorky looking white and/or asian guys we won't get mugged, beatin' and robbed by the Homies when we cruising through the hood looking for skanks.

by viking2121 May 8, 2009

Crack the Tubes

The act of opening cans of beer.

Bruce 3: "Crack the tubes, right!" (starts opening beer cans)

by Bruce 3 August 20, 2009