noob cannon

The noob cannon is a weapon, usually a gun, that is used by people who lack the skills to play the game at a higher level. Therefore, they use the noob cannon to kill people because it gives them the advantage over the people using the average respectable weapon. People who use the noob cannon are often disliked by fellow gamers and are often met with profanity.

In the Socom series, two noob cannons are the F90 and MK.

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n00b cannon

a large, powerful, fast firing/cheap weapon, such as awp in CS. People who use these are frequently the victims of tirades of shouts of 'noob!' and 'fucking auto-er! plz kick him!'. even thinking about using one means you have no skill in the game, and should crawl back up your ass. easily countered with a scout or knife from behind :P

argh dat fucking n00b cannonneer! he fuckin campin behind da box n shoot me in da head when i walk by!

by n00b pwnage February 24, 2005

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mayonaise cannon

Slang term for the penis

Purse your lips down on the old mayonaise cannon

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Purple Cannon

The condition of your dick as a result of fucking Barney, the purple dinosaur, nonstop for over 50min. Your sperm, and in fact, whole dick, is purple.

I fucked Barney last night for a while, and I have a Purple Cannon.

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glass cannon

In the context of an (MMO)RPG:

1. Usually refers to the casting classes, i.e. the ones that rely on magic instead of melee.

2. Generally the term applies to any character class that delivers more attack damage than, yet will nevertheless lose in a 1 vs 1 fight to, some standard garden-variety warrior.

Kiting is a glass cannon's best friend.

Warrior1: Dude, I just killed like 10 wizards, woot.

Warrior2: SFW dude, they're glass cannons, and they had already used up all their spells.

by majorcatass August 19, 2007

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