Auditory Cancer

1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic

Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans

by Yoshifappe Kylera November 7, 2019

Jars of Cancer

what the cabin smells like at science camp

"It smells like jars of cancer!"

by Sheep Squad October 8, 2019

Cancer dog

A dog that has lost all of its hair and it has flakey black skin. Aka my dog

Person: “wow, your dog is fucking ugly!”
Me: “yep, he is one hell of a cancer dog”

by Cancer dog March 7, 2020

feminism is cancer

When feminism is cancer you're fked because you have only 10% chance of living and 90% risk of dying

Feminism cancer: You are a white MALE! i can't be racist because i am 0,3% black.
Person: Feminism is cancer am i gonna survive?

by Brownmeh February 12, 2017

cancer hero

A hero in Dota 2 that is incredibly overpowered

OD is such a cancer hero this patch

by Captainpankek May 27, 2016

Cancer stick

Cigarettes

Hey, throw me one of those cancer sticks, I need a smoke.

by BongJhing May 12, 2016

cancer face

When you lose weight, but your face looks like you have a disease.

That new diet made her body hot, but now she has cancer face.

by Dicwad April 27, 2016