by Dick—tionary April 13, 2018

Someone who you can not resist. Makes you feel alive and happy whenever you are with him. Will make a promise and then break it. You will like him, he won't like you. You will never be able to get over him even though he forgot about you.
by lkjhgfdsalkjhgfdsa August 27, 2013

Ben has very small testicles and half a penis. He was born out of a cows leg. He drives a mongoose that lost his legs and they replaced it with wheels.
by TritonTheBumbleBee June 5, 2014

Noun
1)a slightly eccentric ninth grader who mispells words and enjoys subtle irony. ¡Qué wow!
2) Black Eternal Necropolis
3) Not an emo/homosexual
1)a slightly eccentric ninth grader who mispells words and enjoys subtle irony. ¡Qué wow!
2) Black Eternal Necropolis
3) Not an emo/homosexual
"Ben seems emo, until he laughs..."
"Ben is a slightly eccentric ninth grader who mispells words and enjoys subtle irony."
"Ben is a slightly eccentric ninth grader who mispells words and enjoys subtle irony."
by crazySOB250 January 15, 2008

by Sex Eating Machine January 2, 2009

Likes small children. Has a hamster fetish. Has the sex drive of a Lemming. Looks that only Helen Keller could describe, Ben can usually be found in friend's drive-ways, beds, cars, or where ever he feels the need to pass out. Ben's greatest defense is crying himself to sleep naked in a dark corner. Ben cannot be trust when left alone for he has been known to pee on floors. Has a small penis, but tries to compensate for it with his humor.
by Haha.. Oh I think you know!!! February 17, 2010
