January 16

National give a girl or boy your hoodie day. They'll love it

girl/boy: hey go give them your hoodie
boy/girl: why?
girl/boy: Because it's January 16th

by January 14, 2022

January 16

Give your girl a Hoodie Day on January 16. She might be cold from the temp outside so be nice for a change.

Xavier: Here babe, take my hoodie for the day
Isabel: Thank you, why are you being nice
Xavier: It’s January 16

by TwisteredX January 07, 2022

M - 16

The best gun to ever be made! MADE IN USA

"Corporal! Where are the M - 16's?" M - 16

by Longtiudeofthewave February 15, 2019

February 16

February 16 is the National throw a car battery in the ocean day. If February 16 happens to be your friends birthday, you have to help him throw a car battery in the ocean.

Birthday boy/girl: yo it's my birthday bro

Friend: oh shit happy birthday bro, it's February 16th so we gotta throw a car battery in the ocean.

Birthday boy/girl: No doubt, let's get this shit!

by Not.Zivan November 24, 2021

February 16

A day to post all the pieces of shit that lead you on or just wasted your time. #theywastedmytimeday

“It’s February 16 so Happy they wasted my time day to this scumbag”

by kkcherries October 05, 2021

February 16

National punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy

Kyle:what's up bro
Mary poppins:its February 16 do you know what that means
Jonathan:oh no its national punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy day

Donald Trump and magnus carlson: catch this bro
Cameron Jonathan ziggy Kyle and jonah:oh no *shits their pants cutely* proceeds to die

by Yeßo February 16, 2023

13 and 16

Absolutely f*cking illegal.

I personally find it okay for a 13 and 15, and 14 and 16.. but 13 and 16? You got to be F*CKING kidding me.

Friend: Yo I datin a girl.

Friend 2: How old is she?

Friend: She's 13!

Friend 2: Aren't you 16? THATS A CASE MY GUY

Friend: Sh*t, not my fault shes so hot

So it's illegal for a 13 and 16 year old to date.

by facts81 October 16, 2021