The sequel to the ever popular Alabama hot pocket!!!!!!
Even better than the first one.
To begin this dangerous maneuver begin as you ususally would, however this hot pocket has extra filling! FILLING!!! because its the girls time of the month. If you have crabs just think of it as seafood filling. gonorrhea may result in extra cheese, and for that extra crunchy texture leave your shat log in the sun for an hour.
Even better than the first one.
To begin this dangerous maneuver begin as you ususally would, however this hot pocket has extra filling! FILLING!!! because its the girls time of the month. If you have crabs just think of it as seafood filling. gonorrhea may result in extra cheese, and for that extra crunchy texture leave your shat log in the sun for an hour.
Mike: Hey Michelle you wanna alabama hot pocket?
Michelle: nah that "shit" is old news...
Mike: What about the sequel?
Michelle: Sequel?
Mike: Yeah the alabama hot pocket 2
Michelle: OH BOY!!!!!!SHAT IN ME!!!!!!!!!
Michelle: nah that "shit" is old news...
Mike: What about the sequel?
Michelle: Sequel?
Mike: Yeah the alabama hot pocket 2
Michelle: OH BOY!!!!!!SHAT IN ME!!!!!!!!!
by Element547 June 12, 2008

when you shit in her vagina, have intercourse, then poke her in between the eyes leaving a hindu dot
by james henessy December 13, 2006

Taking a dump inside of a girl's mouth. Then shooting a load inside of her nose. Finally, you punch her in the nose. This way the "strawberries & cream" flows down into the maw filled with the hot pocket.
He finally found himself a freaky enough girl to allow a Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket done to her. It left her with a bloody nose and a bad taste in her mouth.
by Aisman January 7, 2011

a code word having cyber-sex.
EX1
Person 1: well im going to be back latter going to make some hot pockets
Person 2: Dude ur really desperate.
EX2
Person 2: where were you you've been gone for over 3 hours
Person 1: making Hot Pockets
Person 3: Wait how does making hot pockets take 3 hours, i thought u just put them in the sleeve and microwaved them.
Person 1: You have to wait for them to warm up.
Person 1: well im going to be back latter going to make some hot pockets
Person 2: Dude ur really desperate.
EX2
Person 2: where were you you've been gone for over 3 hours
Person 1: making Hot Pockets
Person 3: Wait how does making hot pockets take 3 hours, i thought u just put them in the sleeve and microwaved them.
Person 1: You have to wait for them to warm up.
by Versedaaron July 2, 2008

A sexual act wherein a man defecates in a woman's vagina and uses the feces as a lubricating aid during sexual intercourse
by dirt1234567890wertyuiop October 11, 2009

George- Dude what happened to his mouth?
Bob-he is making out with a hot pocket!
George and bob - thats gross man
Bob-he is making out with a hot pocket!
George and bob - thats gross man
by itsjust Karaa March 25, 2009

by Mrpenguin662 June 14, 2021
