The Moana Problem

The Moana Problem, first coined by Matthew Walsh circa 2024, is a theory that suggests that there is really no cure to Racism, especially with children.

Basically the theory goes: you have two white children who both watch Disney movies. One white child gravitates towards white princess. Picks out white princess dolls, watch Disney movies with white princess, etc. Which is bad. Then, on the other hand you have the other white child, whose favorite princess is Moana. However, that child wants to be Moana for Halloween, which proposes Cultural Appropriation, if she were to wear the Pacific-Islander Attire. So “no matter which way you go… you end up back in Racism”.

“This is similar to The Moana Problem,” said Paul, who’s on a journey to defeat racism.

by YourfavoriteConservative January 6, 2025

Fat World Problems

Minor irritating things associated with being fat that seem trivial.

Jimmy: It sucks they closed my favorite buffet just because a few people got food poisioning. It was right between my home and work too.
Dave: Sounds like some serious fat world problems.

by Jinde Kush July 25, 2015

Temporary problem

A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.

One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem (at least the end of one temporary problem), since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.

by Solid Mantis October 20, 2020

Thinking problem

Being stupid, not thinking about stuff, or having difficulty understanding things.

I’m worried about Sofia meeting a stranger, cause she has a thinking problem.

by coolmarissa May 3, 2022

side problem

When someone or something isn't worth your time, but you still have it or them.

You are too busy with your other problems to worry about me, I guess I'm just your side problem.

by ajgrande November 9, 2014

Problem Manager

The favorite of McCullough Development

"Lauren is such a problem manager, she takes care of everything and is the best manager we have ever seen EVER"

by CClense456 July 27, 2022

Father problems

When the father that a woman had was physically present but emotionally not available. Similar context to "daddy issues" where the father is physically absent, etc.

She didn't exactly have 'daddy issues', it was more like father problems.

If you simp for Dabi, you have daddy issues, but if you simp for Nanami, then you have father problems.

by Kai's sl*t May 15, 2021